go pray to the pink unicorn
she will grant you lots of entertainment
Frank: or if you are still unsatisfied pary to his holiness the god of all pastafarians the FSM
me: the pink unicorn is offended cos i saw her standing in the shadow of a grill n mistook her for a striped zebra-unicorn
Frank: she is all mighty
Frank: flying spagetti monster
they are the only true gods
me: of course
Frank: hail the pink unicorn and the FSM
me: nods intellegently
Frank: you dont know about them
go look em up.
So I DID look it up, and I have been greatly enlightened. For those of you who still exist in ignorance, I seek to rescue you from the eternal damnation that you are condemned to.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn (excerpt)
(Peace Be Unto Her) (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod)
Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them. [Steve Eley]
Yea, and I was given by inspiration that She was next to me, and I could touch Her, being the loyal servant, and I laid my hand upon Her mane, and She was Pink. She was not pink, She was not colourless, but She felt Pink, and I was thus overcome. I awoke later with a hangover, but I knew She was yet Pink, but invisible.
This, Dear (not) Reader, is a mere preview to an entire cult. So you can move your mouse-pointer to the link I'm posting below, and move the forefinger of your right hand slightly downwards in a jerky manner.(If you're not smart enough to get subtleities, just click on it you idiot.)
Thank you Frank :)