I’m a loser, baby.

I am disgruntled.

I make plans. They fail.

I am a designer by day and asleep at night. And awake again at absurd hours of the morning.

My life is average. I work more than I should and spend the rest of my time commuting and for all the buses that I take every day of every week of every endless year, I’m afraid I’m going nowhere.

I want time. I want money. I want to be able to teleport. Or apparate. I want access to a fucking Floo Network!
Find me a time saver of a curious and amazing kind and I will give you a cookie. Find me a time turner and I will go back and change things around over and over again until I am happy and I will owe you for ever.

I want an eternal Saturday.


Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

12 thoughts on “I’m a loser, baby.”

  1. some people sketch copiously while travelling. figures, faces, objects, letterforms, what-not. three (compelled) hours a day to draw is fantastic. sleep in the studio once a week. leave home really early, travel quicker in less traffic, sleep in the studio in the afternoons to make up for lost sleep. but really, the only thing to do: find a job closer to home. or, find a home closer to job. simple. the three hours a day that this earns you, can be used to do more work, and get more money (to offset the money lost due to a low-paying job or the rented apartment). / cheers.

    1. Shouldn’t someone have invented teleportation by now? It’s 2013!
      Also, thank you :) I’m really glad WordPress is beginning to get some nice contemporary themes now. It used to be depressing to look at all the pretty tumblrs and feel jealous.

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