Starting Young: An Experiment In Potential Ass-Kicking

Okay, so my 5 year old nephew paints on Microsoft Paint. He paints on Microsoft Paint everyday. I saw. I noticed. And I thought to myself: hmmmm.

Then I thought to myself, what the hell. Why not. Why ever not. And I lay in wait. And today, when he sat down to paint, I told him wait baby, I’ll show you a new place to paint.

My 5 year old nephew used Adobe Illustrator today.
*drumroll*

Shark!
As you can see, he hasn’t figured it out too well yet. But he will. Eventually. And if all goes as planned, he will be kicking ass by the time he’s 22.
Ps: That’s a shark. And that red thing is the shark’s tongue. I’m not sure why, but his sharks are always sticking out their tongues. Kind of like him a little, but not quite as cute I guess.
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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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