You don’t know me. I run marathons.
*pauses for effect*
I run marathons. I am superfit and zip around like butter in red-hot pan that somebody’s tilting for fun.
Amazed, my Zonkness? Eyebrows disappearing into hair? I suppose you’re thinking “but she can’t even jog six rounds of a small jogging track everyday”. But Aha! You are sorely mistaken my disbelieving friend. I can jog six rounds of a small jogging track as of 3 days ago. And as of 2 days ago, I can do 7 rounds. (Yesterday my legs were stiff and I only did 5..but lets not talk about that.) So you see. You don’t know me at all.
*spot-jogs in sweat suit*
And now you’re curious and waiting to know more. But I’m in no mood to tell. So I’ll be back later with the whole story. Byebye Zonk.