Teaser

You don’t know me. I run marathons.

*pauses for effect*

*continues*

I run marathons. I am superfit and zip around like butter in red-hot pan that somebody’s tilting for fun.

Amazed, my Zonkness? Eyebrows disappearing into hair? I suppose you’re thinkingbut she can’t even jog six rounds of a small jogging track everyday”. But Aha! You are sorely mistaken my disbelieving friend. I can jog six rounds of a small jogging track as of 3 days ago. And as of  2 days ago, I can do 7 rounds. (Yesterday my legs were stiff and I only did 5..but lets not talk about that.) So you see. You don’t know me at all.

*spot-jogs in sweat suit*

And now you’re curious and waiting to know more. But I’m in no mood to tell. So I’ll be back later with the whole story. Byebye Zonk.

*zips out*

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