Wazaa!

What a day this is, my friend, what a day indeed. Not yet noon and already I feel like I am Awesome. Just as long as I find those shoes I left in Chembur. I hope no drunk idiot threw away the bag along with the bottles and shit..that would be a MAJOR problem cos no way I'm making those shoes again. People should really not clean up in a hurry after parties. Honestly. You'd rather let the mess stay a day than throw away someone's baby by mistake or something. And no I didn't leave anybody's baby behind, just shoes, but its bad enough isn't it. And screw you if you don't agree, make your own blog if you want to whine about it. 

Speaking of whine, I just got mailed by a sommelier who wants to put my shoes in an article. I'm very kicked and furiously googling. And also mildly confused. There seems to be nothing not wine on the internet that google throws up   for this guy. I'm hoping this isn't some major mess up, I hope he isn't thinking I paint corks or something, sounds like a far shot I know but you can never tell, Zonk. These things happen. Trust me. I know all about It and Several Other Unrelated Things.
And now to get to work. Good god I have too much to do and I'm a lazy bum. HELP.
Ta Zonk. 
Love and so on,
Your's Still Googlingly,
– K

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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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