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The most unfortunate elephant ever.

You know how they tell you that you got to make kids listen to classical music and play mind stimulating games and all that stuff? I don't know about you but I'm of the type that really falls for everything 'they' say, so every once in a while I try to get my nephew to stop engineering traffic jams and play intelligent games. *adjusts specs*
So yesterday, I got him to tell me a story.

Once upon a time there was elphant. Elphant fell in water. Uh oh. Fish come. Fish did um (ie: bit the elephant). Elphant got hurt hand. Night hoya. Elphant go on road. Then lion did grrrrr. Elphant got hurt toes. Then white tiger say: I eat you, Elphant. Then truck aaya. Did pom pom and go over Elphant.
Elphant got fever.

Heheheheh. My condolences to the elephant. I would not want to be in a story like that at all.



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