The most unfortunate elephant ever.

You know how they tell you that you got to make kids listen to classical music and play mind stimulating games and all that stuff? I don't know about you but I'm of the type that really falls for everything 'they' say, so every once in a while I try to get my nephew to stop engineering traffic jams and play intelligent games. *adjusts specs*
So yesterday, I got him to tell me a story.

Once upon a time there was elphant. Elphant fell in water. Uh oh. Fish come. Fish did um (ie: bit the elephant). Elphant got hurt hand. Night hoya. Elphant go on road. Then lion did grrrrr. Elphant got hurt toes. Then white tiger say: I eat you, Elphant. Then truck aaya. Did pom pom and go over Elphant.
Elphant got fever.

Heheheheh. My condolences to the elephant. I would not want to be in a story like that at all.



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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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