I know all about not blogging twice in the same day but I also know all about this being my blog and your opinion not counting. So yeah.
Anyway. This is a conversation that shows off my unmatched debating skills.
Conversation with Niharika Rao Who Is In Law School And Tends To Win Debates On An Alarmingly Regular Basis
Niharika: total bitch
u'll burn in hell
me: haha but u kno u miss me and my bitchiness!
(lie if u must)
(through my nose)
me: hires thugs to break nihas head
smiles deceptively sweet smile at niha
Niharika: deflects kitu's thugs successfully
me: dispatches next batch. these guys are armed wid bugs
Niharika: sees through kitu's supposedly deceptively sweet smile
calls up US admin and gets kitu arrested for biological terrorism
me: kidnaps obama and takes his place, thereby foiling nihas attempt to enlist US aid
Sent at 10:38 PM on Monday
Niharika: realises that kitu clearly doesn't know she'll be shot dead by US intelligence before she can say the O in obama
me: realises that niha dusn know abt the rednecks and ku klux wannabes who have infiltrated the US intelligence
Niharika: now KNOWS kitu knows zilch about US intelligence
me: knows for sure that niha dusn know that kitu IS the US intelligence
in awesome disguise
Niharika: tchah! niha is tired of this game
she also needs coffee
Notice how the exhausted opponent gives up and admits that it is in need of a stimulant in order to keep up with my lightning fast retorts.
I rest my case.
*calls up Osama for a little chat thereby striking terror into the hearts of the U.S. Intelligence*
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