The critic as an asshole, the Reader as a Retard.
Wtf. Resurfacing of bile happening. Last time I was so disgusted was when I did this same essay for the prelims.
Fuck you Schreiber. Samuel Johnson got it right; Milton fucking sucks. People drowning in lakes and nymphs and Greek myth references..who the fuck was he kidding. Milton pushed Edward King into that lake cos he wanted to write Lycidas and that's that. And I don't know shit about Dante and that's not stopping me from "critiquing" your fucking little shit essay.
*swears a lot*
I should really study instead of doing this..