Occupational Guidance

In case you were looking for career counselling, this is the place to be. You see, I happen to know about obscure career options. One of my many random plus points.

Obscure Career # 1

Sharvari: so I said

i think im going to become a quiz master
is there a college for that?

 me:  of cos
werd u think derek o brien graduated from?
sheesh

 Sharvari:  sorry
whats it called

 Sent at 10:02 PM on Saturday

 me:  very few people know. its a secret. u have to keep buying packs of bournvita n drinking it. eventually, if ur lucky, ul find the name and address in a pack.
most probly ul put it in milk n drink it by mistake.
but dont worry.
ul shit it out.
just dont space out wen ur taking a dump n stuff.
 Sharvari:  yuck you're hanging out waaay too muc with sheena
 me:  hahahaha
true.
stops talking about bowel movements

 Sharvari:  good girl

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*accepts paycheck from Cadbury's*

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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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