In case you were looking for career counselling, this is the place to be. You see, I happen to know about obscure career options. One of my many random plus points.
Obscure Career # 1
Sharvari: so I said
i think im going to become a quiz master
is there a college for that?
me: of cos
werd u think derek o brien graduated from?
whats it called
Sent at 10:02 PM on Saturday
me: very few people know. its a secret. u have to keep buying packs of bournvita n drinking it. eventually, if ur lucky, ul find the name and address in a pack.
most probly ul put it in milk n drink it by mistake.
but dont worry.
ul shit it out.
just dont space out wen ur taking a dump n stuff.
Sharvari: yuck you're hanging out waaay too muc with sheena
stops talking about bowel movements
Sharvari: good girl
*accepts paycheck from Cadbury's*
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