Conversation with Random Airtel Salesmen

So I was just finishing writing the word 'Bullshit' at the bottom of my list of points for a Wordsworth pansy answer, when some Random Airtel Salesmen came over. Conversation:

RAS 1: Beta mummy daddy ghar par hai?

Me: Nai.

RAS 1: Aur koi nahi hai?

Me: Nai.

RAS 2: Aap toh student hai?

Me: haan.

RAS 2: school? college?

Me: college.

RAS 2: 11th ya 12th standard.

Me: uh. Final year.


Bastards. Just cos the rest of the world is an elephant..

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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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