So I was just finishing writing the word 'Bullshit' at the bottom of my list of points for a Wordsworth pansy answer, when some Random Airtel Salesmen came over. Conversation:
RAS 1: Beta mummy daddy ghar par hai?
RAS 1: Aur koi nahi hai?
RAS 2: Aap toh student hai?
RAS 2: school? college?
RAS 2: 11th ya 12th standard.
Me: uh. Final year.
RAS 1 and RAS 2: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bastards. Just cos the rest of the world is an elephant..