Here's a list of things you should keep in mind if you're a borrower of other-people-who-aren't-around-currently's-guitars.
- It'd be nice if you actually informed the owner of the guitar before borrowing the guitar.
- It'd be nice to not break the plectrums that the owner sticks in the strings for your especial convenience. Specially the 25 buck plecs. I could have maggi cheese plus two 2-buck gems in 25 bucks.
- Try not passing around other people's property. There's only so many scratches that you can claim add to the tough-guy look of the guitar. Ps: Eddie's not a tough guy.
- This is the most important point on this list. Please make sure it doesn't skip your mind ever. DO NOT CHIP HUGE CHUNKS OFF MY GUITAR YOU CHUT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! And grow some balls and fucking TELL me when you break my guitar. I hope all the guitars you ever own get warped and I hope you keep dropping plecs on stage and I hope your guitar case springs a leak and you open it to find moss and fungus and an entire jungle and little animals and tribes of naked people and I don't know some such stuff.