This is God.
This is God's mood.

I'm a sadistic bastard with a liking for small and insignificant mortals who tend to be easily upset.
I will give you a sore throat and trip you up in the galleries and I will make your pajamas too loose just so you  alter them so I can make them too tight.
I will make the wire too thin.
I will point at you and laugh.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is God's laugh.
Except my voice is deeper than you think.
Deeper than that, even.
This is the sound of God peeing.
But I pee for longer than you think.
Welcome to planet Earth.
This is God's comode.
Now you know why it stinks.
This is Goldwin playing with the keyboard.
This is the end of this post.

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Author: Kirtana K

I paint and make music and blog like a maniac. These days I try to run. But I have chicken legs and lungs the size of two-rupee balloons. I fail. I like pajamas and striped socks and books that read like song and songs that sound like poetry and strangers who read this page. And Maggi when I'm sick or cold or sad or celebrating. They'll find noodles in my veins if ever they cut me open. And potatoes. And maybe a tiny bit of whiskey. I'll be an Unidentified Living Object and they'll put my insides on display. It will be crazy. It will be awesome. It will.

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