This is God.
This is God's mood.
I'm a sadistic bastard with a liking for small and insignificant mortals who tend to be easily upset.
I will give you a sore throat and trip you up in the galleries and I will make your pajamas too loose just so you alter them so I can make them too tight.
I will make the wire too thin.
I will point at you and laugh.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is God's laugh.
Except my voice is deeper than you think.
Deeper than that, even.
This is the sound of God peeing.
But I pee for longer than you think.
Welcome to planet Earth.
This is God's comode.
Now you know why it stinks.
This is Goldwin playing with the keyboard.
This is the end of this post.